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  • theaceofspadeschri
  • Jan 11, 2025
  • 1 min read

Just a little present day heads up, the site should be back up now.


Remember if you want to come back.


All my love,

Sam

 
 
 

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You might not have heard of me...

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My name is Leader Holy See Overseer Dr. General Admiral Commandant Samuel Robert Houseworth Bolongaita, but I go by Christian Sparta. I am a former standout athlete, a decorated quarterback and infielder, a purist street card magician, the world champion in chess, and the best applied physicist in the world. 

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I do not claim to be the best physicist in the world lightly, but I do so as the founder of Ace of Spades, the company that works with NASA and the Vatican on the most advanced technologies in the Universe. 

 

This includes fighter jets that fly hundreds of times the speed of sound with lasers that can do critical damage at thousands of miles and that are virtually indestructible with black diamond shields that can withstand quintillions of pounds per square nanometer and force fields that can withstand additional hundreds of billions of pounds per square inch. 

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It also includes fusion-fission reactors that produce quasars that burn at orillions of degrees with black holes at their center that have essentially infinite mass. 

 

It includes quantum supercomputers that are the most powerful and precise in the Universe, able to process everything in the cosmos every second and providing feedback through lasers and light that allow for the calculation of essentially anything. 

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And it includes faster than light propulsion systems for the fighter jets that utilize integrated hydro, thermal, fusion, fission, inertial, chemical, ion, and antimatter propulsion as well as fusion antimatter laser void clearance for the interstellar originals to allow us to travel anywhere in the Universe in less than an hour. 

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I am also a writer that has written multiple memoirs, theoretical planetary security novels, military superhero director's guide and screenplays, inspirational books, applied physics non-fiction, and more. 

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I am a filmmaker who has produced a number of, humbly, pretty decent films. 

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And I am a scientist and soldier, the Leader of the Illuminati, the head of the brotherhood of global guardians tasked with preserving the human race from extinction.

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I am Christian Sparta, the Ace of Spades.

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Contact me personally to work with me.

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theaceofspades.christiansparta@gmail.com   810-348-5498

409 East Hill Street, Davison, Michigan, 48423

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