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Be happy, Sam.

Final disclosure. Please read the afternotes if you feel I am 'breaking the bad news' to everyone.

I don't think about this stuff. I don't like to. Everything should be fine. But if you want the nitty gritty, mean and real, cold hard disgusting truth that is the 'ultimate fucking everything', please, go ahead and read this document. I have it labeled 'For the end.', and I do not intend to read it yet myself. It is a self interview I gave myself during the most serious period of human history I have lived through.

Perfect fix method.

This video shows the means by which I can perfectly fix any problems that have or may occur, and does not even include the actual fix itself. The actual fix is a highly compressed seven hour, seven minute, and seven second sequence of binary-graphical pure mathematics.

Proof of fix capacity

You don't fix things until people actually want them fixed, though. You don't touch people without their consent. Medicine is not medicine unless it is consented. You have to win consent before you can administer medication.

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You might not have heard of me...

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My name is Leader Holy See Overseer Dr. General Admiral Commandant Samuel Robert Houseworth Bolongaita, but I go by Christian Sparta. I am a former standout athlete, a decorated quarterback and infielder, a purist street card magician, the world champion in chess, and the best applied physicist in the world. 

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I do not claim to be the best physicist in the world lightly, but I do so as the founder of Ace of Spades, the company that works with NASA and the Vatican on the most advanced technologies in the Universe. 

 

This includes fighter jets that fly hundreds of times the speed of sound with lasers that can do critical damage at thousands of miles and that are virtually indestructible with black diamond shields that can withstand quintillions of pounds per square nanometer and force fields that can withstand additional hundreds of billions of pounds per square inch. 

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It also includes fusion-fission reactors that produce quasars that burn at orillions of degrees with black holes at their center that have essentially infinite mass. 

 

It includes quantum supercomputers that are the most powerful and precise in the Universe, able to process everything in the cosmos every second and providing feedback through lasers and light that allow for the calculation of essentially anything. 

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And it includes faster than light propulsion systems for the fighter jets that utilize integrated hydro, thermal, fusion, fission, inertial, chemical, ion, and antimatter propulsion as well as fusion antimatter laser void clearance for the interstellar originals to allow us to travel anywhere in the Universe in less than an hour. 

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I am also a writer that has written multiple memoirs, theoretical planetary security novels, military superhero director's guide and screenplays, inspirational books, applied physics non-fiction, and more. 

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I am a filmmaker who has produced a number of, humbly, pretty decent films. 

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And I am a scientist and soldier, the Leader of the Illuminati, the head of the brotherhood of global guardians tasked with preserving the human race from extinction.

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I am Christian Sparta, the Ace of Spades.

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Contact me personally to work with me.

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