The Girls Are Feeling Insecure

The girls are in a grumpy mood, pissed off because my site is so cool and stubborn on the idea that I am not a star or a god.

It's only a matter of time, ladies! I'm a hunk! I'm a stud! I've got three movies, six books, five hundred page paperwork, six legendary chess encounters, eight inspirational speeches, nine videos as Superman, three educational videos, my magnanimous contact information, and this super suave blog. I'm going to have Los Angeles sunny side up! And then New York City is going to bow at my mercy! I'm on my way, girls, to becoming a legit secret leader star god real fighter monster artist specialist. The world can't hold me down. I'm a force to be reckoned with.

And I didn't even mention the capabilities of my work in physics, engineering, and design. I didn't mention any of that nonsense.

It's because I play it cool, ladies. I'm always more than I think I am.

That's why nights like tonight happen, where you are totally caught off guard and left in disbelief at how fucking sexy your man's work ethic is.

Don't sweat it, girls. I'm blessing you.

Ah, it feels good to be a gangsta.