Leaving Soon

It's early morning here in Michigan. I've been living modestly in this shed for the past three years, connected through a secret government communications system to a handful of the most beautiful and remarkable girls in the world. I've been doing mostly office type work, lots of stuff on the computer, and I'm starting to feel a little weak sitting around all day on my laptop. I've been making movies, doing design, writing books, and doing inspirational speeches, and in the process I have talked myself into heading out to California to try my luck again as a purist street card magician and to pursue the further development of my applied physics designs, books, and movies. I'm excited about the prospect of a new adventure, but I'm a little weary of the idea of being homeless again, and not having a warm bed or a lazy boy to relax in. It's going to be an adventure, and it won't be easy, but I'll take solace knowing that I always have somewhere to come home to, and some special girls who will be waiting here for me when I return.